Folk Club: The Rules

Rule One: The first rule of folk club is you do not talk about folk club.
Rule Two: As above (sung in a round).
Rule Three: If someone says Judas, plugs in, rocks out, or goes electric, the folk is over.
Rule Four: Two guys to a folk (at least one must be called Jethro).
Rule Five: One folk at a time.
Rule Six: No lager, no shots.
Rule Seven: Beards will go on as long as they have to.
Rule Eight: If this is your first night at folk club, you have to folk.


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